Squeaky’s Blog

I have decided to call the baby Giggles from now on.  I think it fits him.  Well, for now it does.  He likes to go around the house getting into everything and giggle while he does it.  I think he knows he is up to no good.  Then again it could be that he is just so proud of himself that he can get around.  Who know but it’s cute so, from now on I will call him Giggles instead of the baby.  As for my husband I am going to call him D.P. since they are the initials of a nick name he acquired when we were dating.  So, to recap we also have W.C. which stands for Wild Child, since he is the oldest and fearless kid.  Then there is me known to you all as Squeaky.  This is a very common nickname but I have had it since high school and even now am told I still deserve the name.  That covers us all for now.  When and if we have another member to add I will update them with a nickname that best fits their personality.            

My oldest has created a nick name for his private parts.  We have never called it anything but what it is a penis.  When he used to get a bath or diaper change he would run around the house naked and we would say “put some clothes on boy” or “put some clothes on that naked body.”  Then somewhere along the line he started this whole thing where he runs up to you and spreads his legs apart, points to his penis and goes “NAKED!”  It has become a game where he will just take off running to do it as soon as he has the chance.  It’s so funny we always go “eew, that’s gross go get some clothes on boy.”  So, the other day my son fell and came running into the kitchen crying.  When I asked what was wrong he said “I hurt my naked.”  I about died laughing.  I held it in though long enough to tell him I was sorry rub his head, kiss he cheek and send him to my husband to tell him.  I felt bad because he asked me to kiss it.  That’s when I sent him to Papa for sympathy, and as soon as he was out of the room I lost it.  It was so funny I couldn’t hold it back listening to him tell his Papa what happened.  Now we still tell him it’s a penis and he will tell you that boys have penises but he has been calling it “his naked” for about a week now.  It’s so funny because now when he puts his under wear on he asks us which is the front and which is the back.  Now though he says “this side is for my naked?”  I end up saying yes that’s the front for you penis.  I can only hope that he will outgrow it before he starts school next year.  I am not looking forward to the whole conversation of what girls have though.  We have been lucky enough for now to just skirt around the issue.